OMG

Today I found out that I could "follow" presidential candidates on Twitter.

So, I added Obama and Clinton to my "follow" list.

And... guess what?

Obama is now following me on Twitter!

We're practically best friends now! XD

He can see all my updates, and I can see his.

Clinton on the other hand... has yet to "follow me".

Hmm, this will definitely affect my vote...

79% Off!

Pardon my French... but MERDE!! This is the 3rd time I've sent myself an advertisement for viagra or cialis. It's the same exact email, except everytime I sent it to myself, I give myself a few more percentages of a discount.

What I don't understand is this: why are these messages showing up in my "sent mail" box? I never sent these, and I don't understand how anyone could hack into my email account, or why they would even want to send these to me, from myself...

The first time I got this, I changed my password, just in case someone did hack into my account. But then I got 2 more today. Help me... anyone?

I'm pretty sure I didn't intentionally send these to myself... is someone pulling a prank on me somehow? If so, I applaud them for their efforts, but seriously, they should stop. Now.

This gave me a VERY good laugh:

Turning back the pages, and burning them.

I'm being nostalgic again.
Which isn't such a good thing.

At this moment I've decided to rewrite everything that happened the past 2 years. What hasn't happened in the past can't hurt me now, so I'll delete things from my brain to protect me. Only the bad things though. I mean, I wouldn't want to forget that I:

-Wrote 2 novels
-Got into 5 colleges
-Made all my awesome artwork
-My fun times at Interlochen
-et cetera

So... until I can use a time machine to travel back to the past and change things, I will forget that they happened.

Unfortunatly, there are many events that I can't forget. Like half my friends ditching me. If said bad events never happened, I might still be friends with them today. So, all my friends that didn't ditch me... THANK YOU! I LOVE YOU ALL!!

Anyway, on a completely different note... I'm learning latin now! It will help me be a contestant on Jeopardy. Look out world, because I can do it!

Translation please!

So... this guy on okcupid sent me a message, and I kinda get the gist of it... but it would have been nice if he at least used punctuation!

Well... this hurts.

Some people... may call this an "invasion of privacy". I call it... "he gave me his damn password so I can post whatever the fuck I want".

Bored, Avec Photo Booth

Rawr!

Pictures!

I'm

too

sexy

for

my face!

trippy...

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Madlib Quote

"May the lantern of _____ illuminate the path to _____." -You (Insert words of your choice for instant philosophical quote!)

Comment if you think of something clever/witty to fill in those blanks.

Environmental Science and I have a love/hate relationship. Oh, how I love the environment,
but oh, how I hate the busywork.

Sonnet I wrote about my art and writing...

Oh, a lightbulb above my head ignites
and I begin to have ideas that might
fit inside of a poem or a tale
or else take shape in art that I unveil

My stories occur across space and time
Poems about my thoughts don't have to rhyme
Of course, I must include a bit of fun
Without humor, they may be underdone

My art is mostly 'bout graphic design
Photos and drawings are fun to combine
I love my art, it keeps me more alive
For it is the career for which I strive

So, how was that? I made it just right now.
I have to go so I will take a bow.

WHAT THE FUCK!??????

Hmm, this sounds way too familiar...

The “comments will get me laid” Facebook user.
This Facebook user is typically a single and lonely male user. He makes it his life goal to comment on every girl’s picture by writing dumb-ass comments like: “You are beautiful”, “What a beautiful picture”, “I love your hair in that picture. It must smell nice”. This lonely loser uses Facebook to tell girls how he feels because he is too shy to tell them in person. He uses Facebook to tell each and every girl just how “beautiful” she is in hopes of getting laid. He never gets laid. Most male Facebook users hate this guy with a passion.

Taken from: http://www.ufxcomic.com/EverybodySucks/2008/01/17/esbu-lists-the-various-types-of-facebook-users-which-one-are-you/

How my day went.

My boyfriend cheated on me, so we broke up...

Some random person I don't know wrote a Harry Potter fan fiction and included a character with my exact name. What are the chances?