Get out of my mind, Facebook!!

Facebook used to be "a place for friends", now it's a place for sharing random shit.

Wait, hold on...

No, Myspace is the one that's "a place for friends," not Facebook.

FB hasn't changed my account to the new version yet, but from what I've heard from other people, it doesn't seem like a good idea. Here's a fun article about it that I found:

http://www.time.com/time/business/article/0,8599,1885010,00.html?xid=rss-topstories

I think I'm going back to Myspace. THEY haven't changed their design or format in a really long time, maybe only ONE major change since I first joined, but right now it seems that Myspace is a lot simpler than Facebook right now.

Everyone was so upset over the last major FB change, it's just ridiculous that they want to keep trying new things! Why not keep it one way for a while, so that people can understand how to use it? It's nice that they want to experiment with new interfaces and whatnot, but I think that even the current version has a few problems with scripting. (Like, sometimes around midnight when you post something, on your feed it will say that it was posted "tomorrow")

I don't know, I just thought that Facebook's orginal plan was to make it easier for us to connect with our friends. Now it looks like they just want to copy things from other sites, like Twitter, and make a weird social hybrid machine.

Yeah, I think I'm going back to Myspace.

Who's with me?

Stop the presses!

I don't know when this happened, but... you can now poke yourself on facebook!



Also:

I made a little video and put it on youtube. Nothing too big, I was just tired of not having anything to work on in Final Cut, and I miss editing so much.

Well, this bodes well!

On facebook, I found this thing that analizes words in people's wall posts, then generates a graph based on how often certain words are mentioned over time. I searched "obama" and "mccain," and it looks like obama is more popular in the world of facebook. Check it out here: http://www.facebook.com/lexicon/index.php?q=mccain%2C%20obama

OK, now this is just ridiculous...

So I got invited to this group today... and people are now pretending to be Mark Zuckerberg (I can see the little thing under the "a"), and promising to switch back to the old facebook is x amount of people join. This is crazy! I can't believe so many people are falling for this...

Anyway, I'm listening to the Hydrogen Jukebox right now! I would have tuned in sooner, but I had class, and just realized it was on. Anyway, yeah, there's some pretty good music.

Facebook drama...

There are so many facebook groups that promise the same thing: that Mark Zuckerburg will change facebook back permanently. Unfortunately, I have reason to believe that these are scams, as I don't really wanna join ten groups that all promise the same thing. It's just like the "ZOMG LET'S SEE HOW MANY PPL CAN JOIN DIS GROUPP!!11!!!!1!one!!eleven!!!" fad. In fact, I believe that it's the same exact thing. *sigh* Someone has to go around and delete all those.

These groups are all so annoying, like it's "cool" to hate the new facebook. Arg, I think I'm going to just stop caring... and deal with the new facebook. The information may be all jumbled and ill-presented to me, but at least the information is there. And it does have some cool new features, like the weird "live feed," which makes it more stalker-ish.

I just don't want my wall in my feed. Get out of there! Shoo! Go back to the bottom where you belong!!

This group is particularly suspicious... "...so we can get teh 5,000,000 we need to get the good o facebook back permanitly cause the creater promissed me (casue i know him and i got connections if u know what i mean) so plz plz plz plz invite friends and join this group"



I know this is a little old, but... HOW IS BABBY FORMED??

Politics, A Short Play

(lights up on facebook)

Karina: (status update) Karina likes her bacon sans spiders, thank you very much.

Will: i dont know, i think you're asking a bit much.

Karina: would you eat bacon if it had spiders crawling around on it??

Will: "i want my bacon with out spiders! i want my bacon without asbestos! i want my bacon not contaminated by radiation!" puhlease. all you do is want, want, want.

Karina: :( Sorry, it's just that bacon doesn't usually COME with spiders... I didn't mean to cause such a commotion!

Will: says who!?? i believe in a world where bacon AND spiders can live together as brothers and sisters. that's why i'm voting for barack obama/ biden for president.

Karina: i believe in obama's policy's, just not the one where he supports the bacon-spider unity. maybe i should vote for mccain/palin, since they support the segregation of spiders and bacon?

Will: yeah, you'd think that.. but did you know that john mccain has voted against bacon 90% of the time??

Karina: WHAT?? I don't BELIEVE this... he's pro-spider????? :O

(blackout)

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I noticed that Will posted this on his tumblr, but then deleted it! So I posted it here.

Facebook

FACEBOOK GLITCH!!!

Look very carefully...