Politics, A Short Play

(lights up on facebook)

Karina: (status update) Karina likes her bacon sans spiders, thank you very much.

Will: i dont know, i think you're asking a bit much.

Karina: would you eat bacon if it had spiders crawling around on it??

Will: "i want my bacon with out spiders! i want my bacon without asbestos! i want my bacon not contaminated by radiation!" puhlease. all you do is want, want, want.

Karina: :( Sorry, it's just that bacon doesn't usually COME with spiders... I didn't mean to cause such a commotion!

Will: says who!?? i believe in a world where bacon AND spiders can live together as brothers and sisters. that's why i'm voting for barack obama/ biden for president.

Karina: i believe in obama's policy's, just not the one where he supports the bacon-spider unity. maybe i should vote for mccain/palin, since they support the segregation of spiders and bacon?

Will: yeah, you'd think that.. but did you know that john mccain has voted against bacon 90% of the time??

Karina: WHAT?? I don't BELIEVE this... he's pro-spider????? :O

(blackout)

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I noticed that Will posted this on his tumblr, but then deleted it! So I posted it here.

How un-conceptual of me.

So, I can't sleep once again, and realized that I haven't posted in a while. So in order to sooth the weird pressure headache that I've been having all day, here's some exciting news/stuff!!

I wrote a play the other day, my 4th one. So now I've got 3 that I'm willing to perform in a series, on one night. But FIRST I need actors, a co-director, tech people, scene/prop people, and the most important thing: I need to know if I can actually produce the plays at SAIC.

My plays aren't exactly "conceptual"... and I know that they don't really have a theater department, just a "performance art" department. But they have a stage, so shouldn't I be able to use it? It's gonna be hard to find actors, since people don't really go to SAIC for acting, but I'm keeping my hopes up, and praying that some will be interested in taking part in helping produce these 3 plays.

So if anyone knows anything about this kinda thing, let me know. If anyone has a cure for my weird pressure headaches, let me know. If anyone can recommend a good sleeping drug, let me know.

Goodnighty night.

Edit: I changed the fonts!!! Tell me how you like/hate them!