OBAMA WON!!!

History has happened!!

Worst Website Design EVOR!!1!

We're gonna tell you how much Obama sucks, but first try and navigate through our mishmash of windows that are too skinny and not wide enough for the text, links that are broken, and a looooong column of unlabed youtube videos that no one wants to watch. Oh, and don't forget the pixelized images!

I think the right part of my occipital lobe got all broke.

Politics, A Short Play

(lights up on facebook)

Karina: (status update) Karina likes her bacon sans spiders, thank you very much.

Will: i dont know, i think you're asking a bit much.

Karina: would you eat bacon if it had spiders crawling around on it??

Will: "i want my bacon with out spiders! i want my bacon without asbestos! i want my bacon not contaminated by radiation!" puhlease. all you do is want, want, want.

Karina: :( Sorry, it's just that bacon doesn't usually COME with spiders... I didn't mean to cause such a commotion!

Will: says who!?? i believe in a world where bacon AND spiders can live together as brothers and sisters. that's why i'm voting for barack obama/ biden for president.

Karina: i believe in obama's policy's, just not the one where he supports the bacon-spider unity. maybe i should vote for mccain/palin, since they support the segregation of spiders and bacon?

Will: yeah, you'd think that.. but did you know that john mccain has voted against bacon 90% of the time??

Karina: WHAT?? I don't BELIEVE this... he's pro-spider????? :O

(blackout)

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I noticed that Will posted this on his tumblr, but then deleted it! So I posted it here.